when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.
I don’t know whom I would be more concerned for: the people who got yogurt instead of sperm, or the ones who got sperm instead of yogurt