netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

Thursday Jul 24 @ 06:01pm

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

Thursday Jul 24 @ 06:01pm

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 10:18am

penicillium-pusher:

Alternately titled: Why We Need a Change in Sex Education

Monday Jul 21 @ 06:03pm

justincognegro:

raven’s face. lol

Monday Jul 21 @ 06:02pm

seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

Saturday Jul 19 @ 05:31pm

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

Friday Jul 18 @ 03:39pm

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

Thursday Jul 17 @ 06:04pm
Thursday Jul 17 @ 12:39pm
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant (via sarcasmfluently) Thursday Jul 17 @ 12:38pm
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